Whiskey is not Whisky

I went to a Scotch tasting event in Ann Arbor yesterday. My friend is a connoisseur of wine and Scotch, and I was excited by his invitation. There is a world of flavors that I know nothing about, and I thought this would begin my journey. My first lesson is that Scotch Whisky does not … Read more

Three Spit Takes

There were two spit takes in my life in the past week that are worth relating as they reminded me of what I consider to be one of the better spit-take stories ever. The first one happened in my cubicle. Someone stopped by to chat, and they happened to be eating something at the time. … Read more

Lucky Charms

I tore into a brand new box of Lucky Charms and ate them out of the box. I’m not going to apologize for this behavior, but neither am I proud of it. Those charms are not just lucky, but they are also magical. I think they could be called “Magical Charms.” I’d still buy them, … Read more

Vote For Me

I will vote today, but I’m not going to tell you for whom I’ll be voting. For the most part, I have no idea who is on the ballot, so I couldn’t tell you much about the vote beyond the big ones, President and Congress. The names for the local election are all a blur, … Read more

Dog Urine as a Repellant

Yesterday, while working in the yard, I had an incident that demonstrates my own fault and folly with immaturity, and my relationship with my wife. She had done some pruning in one of her gardens, and loaded the refuse into a laundry basket. The laundry basket, overflowing with dead vegetation, was left at the side … Read more