Satire
Do You Deal With Your Daily Dose of Chaos?
I try to plan my months, weeks, and days. Every morning, I pick out stuff to get done, and mostly I make progress, chipping away at my novels, humor, and essays. Then a tick walks across my face at three o’clock in the morning and my world quickly shifts. The tick woke me up about … Read more
Did You Ever Cross the Line From Collecting to Hoarding?
When I was in fourth grade, my penchant for collecting took a strange turn and got me into trouble at school. Shame and fear of being ostracized tormented me. All because of some straws. I had dabbled in collecting before then with stamps, stickers, and baseball cards. Things that were mostly given to me. I … Read more
