Adventures in Misalignment–Pumping Gas

Being a kid ain’t easy, and figuring out what you’re going to do with the rest of your life is the most important thing you’ll do. It takes some people decades to reach the correct decision. But when you’re fifteen, figuring out what to do after school or on the weekend can be debilitating in … Read more

How to Format a Screenplay

Nothing earth shattering here, but a line to a fine online resource about formatting a screenplay. Trilane.com makes their screenplay formatting reference available here. I have read several books on the subject, and read a number of screenplays, but I still falter every once in a while, and my brain won’t let it go until … Read more

Bridesmaids Be Trippin’

I saw Bridesmaids and laughed a lot. It is chock full of funny bits. Ilt opens with fornicating and it was, by far, funnier fornicating than the fornicating in MacGruber. The vomiting was somewhere between “Animal House” and “The Exorcist”.  And the defecating scenes was funnier than the poop-in-your-pants scene in the “Sex and the … Read more

Learn From My Lawn Care

I recently tried to take a proactive approach to managing my dandelion situation. I retrieved a jug of weed killer from the shelf, something I used last year, and like an illiterate looking for a haircut by walking into the store with the candy-cane post out front, I trusted the picture of the dead dandelion … Read more