Did You Remember the Milk, and Also That You Must Die?
A story about life and loss in the form of my pocket watch as a memento mori
Life
How Do You Spell Bologna?
I’m writing this instead of watching the NFL draft. My main interest, if I were to watch, is that it’s in Cleveland, where I grew up. Cleveland sports teams have let me down so frequently that I know who to call when it’s time to have my coffin lowered into my grave. Still, I’ll watch … Read more
If you knew Olga like I knew Olga
I hope you’re taking care of yourself We’re fine, but things here in Michigan are a little strange. Michigan, having lost its collective mind, told Florida, “Hold my beer,” and went a little COVID crazy. All that the collective Michiganders needed to do was wash our hands, keep our distance, and wear a mask. Instead, … Read more
Lightning on the Pillow and Other Life Lessons From My Aunt Olga
An argument for not giving a f*ck what the world thinks about what you do
My dogs only need me for warmth, food and picking up poop
Dogs demand a lot of work and often have accidents in the house. So is it worth it?